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Drinking Crow's Milk - Bumper Sticker / Red

It is time to take a stand - Tell your neighbors what side of the border you live on. Stop Drinking Crows Milk Bumper Stickers are now available!

Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Crow: proclaim to the world to think of the Crows and drink Almond milk instead! 

Printed on high quality 100% vegan, GMO free, BPA free, organic polyvinyl chloride.

Facts about Crows Milk:

  • Crow Milk has zero nutritional value and no taste 
  • Crows feel terrible pain when the milk is extracted from the breasts
  • Crow Milk is illegal in all 57 states and Most 1st World Countries
  • Crow Milk has been shown to increase the risk for HIV and Testicular Cancer
  • Caw! Caw! Caw!
*Do Not Place these on Government Property such as a stop sign -- that would be Illegal*