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Drinking Crow's Milk - Bumper Sticker / Green

It is time to take a stand - Tell your neighbors what side of the border you live on. Drinking Crows Milk Bumper Stickers are now available!

Declare to all the world the glory and benefits of drinking the Nectar of the Gods: Crows Milk. 

Printed on high quality 100% American Corn Fed Crow Leather. 

Fun Facts about Crows:

  • Crows feel absolutely nothing when you milk their nipples
  • Crow Milk is legal to consume in 37.5 States
  • Crow Milk cures Cancer
  • Caw! Caw! Caw!
*Do Not Place these under "Stop" on a stop sign, that would be Illegal*